Tuesday, January 16, 2007

Mail Enhancement

I have an email account that I reserve for what I anticipate will be junk mail; meaning, whenever I'm asked for or need to fill in an email address, that's the one I use. The odd thing thing is: I never get email from any form I fill out or any place that has requested my address during a purchase. In fact, after checking (and deleting) the mail in the junk account today, I only get three types of email in that account:
  1. Penis enhancement
  2. Viagra and 'herbal' sexual stimulants (for erectile dysfunction)
  3. Lonely women who want only me (or just want to show me something)
I did feel strangely comforted knowing that, given time, I could erect an enhancement for solitary exhibitionists.

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